The World According to Me

“Regular” marriage and “Gay” marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, but only one is allowed in public.

yeah like at six flags when sluts are walking around in their bathing suits but my mom only says “ew” to the lesbian couple walking by holding hands… my brother and i gave her a talking to after that gem.

(Source: musik-mouse)

January 13 at 1:01pm via jasunshine · Like · View Post

that awkward moment when

mattketchem:

you see someone and instantly want to rip their cloths off with your teeth. 

uhem hehe

January 6 at 11:12pm via mattketchem · Like · View Post
gurrlyousostylish:

extremely accurate

gurrlyousostylish:

extremely accurate

January 6 at 11:09pm via jasunshine · Like · View Photo
tjhumor:

Have I already reblogged this?  If so it deserves the second reblog.

The more I watch it the funnier it gets haha

tjhumor:

Have I already reblogged this?  If so it deserves the second reblog.

The more I watch it the funnier it gets haha

December 10 at 1:21am via mattketchem · Like · View Photo
December 3 at 11:10am via ongoldenpond · Like · View Photo

That awkward moment when you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there’s a guest in your house.

sohardtoreach:

just happened…like two second ago

(Source: hogwartsneedsadoctor)

December 3 at 11:10am via ongoldenpond · Like · View Post
OMFG I DIED

OMFG I DIED

(Source: stable)

September 29 at 11:04pm via ongoldenpond · Like · View Photo
theamericancreative:

This ad was created for the 10 year anniversary of 9/11. It’s a very strong image, but something that I felt was, from a advertising perspective, very appropriate & tasteful. Such a beautiful image, and on this milestone anniversary, we all should be thankful and in full remembrance.

theamericancreative:

This ad was created for the 10 year anniversary of 9/11. It’s a very strong image, but something that I felt was, from a advertising perspective, very appropriate & tasteful. Such a beautiful image, and on this milestone anniversary, we all should be thankful and in full remembrance.

In this photo: 9/11  
September 10 at 1:43pm via ongoldenpond · Like · View Photo
poptartswag:

best one yet

poptartswag:

best one yet

In this photo: iWhale  
September 10 at 1:42pm via ongoldenpond · Like · View Photo

I…

just lost the game. Sorry guys.

September 3 at 10:47am · Like · View Post